Assaulting a Police Officer by Breastmilk?
Sometimes a simple disorderly persons offense can lead its way to the 3rd degree assault on a police officer. This is what happens when you lay your hands on a police officer or in this instance squirt a substance, or bodily fluid, at a cop. Here, a Kentucky woman was being jailed for public intoxication, but she decided to express her displeasure by squirting breast milk in the face of a female police officer while she was changing into the intimate clothes. Her judgment was obviously impaired, but this was a big mistake because instead of probably merely paying a fine, this woman will face a potential criminal record and even jail time.
A common misconception out there is that you must punch or strike someone to qualify for criminal assault. This is simply not the case. As strange as it sounds squirting breast milk at someone can qualify as criminal assault because all that is necessary is that an actor makes contact with someone. The contact can be with your fist, a weapon, or in this case bodily fluid. To make matters worse, this woman assaulted a police officer, which usually carries a stiffer penalty than if she had done this to her neighbor or co-worker. While, Kentucky is a different jurisdiction than New Jersey of course, the laws are most likely similar in dealing with assault on law enforcement officers. This will be a rather expensive legal lesson for this Kentucky woman, but a good tutorial for everyone else out there. Remember when you are around police officers keep your hands, feet, and breast milk to yourself, and always retain an attorney if your behavior has been perceived as an assault.